This is my Christmas list. Some of these things are way more plausible than others, but I just wanted everyone to know exactly what I wanted. I will determine our level of friendship based off of what present you give me.
So let’s begin.
Not only do I want every outfit from H&M I also want to own the company because I want to be a boss lady. So, when I state that I want H&M yes, I want all of it.
2. Ticket to the Superbowl
I have come to terms that my beloved Saints will probably not make the playoffs this year (silver lining: the Falcons won’t make it past the first round), but nevertheless I still want a ticket to the Superbowl. Well, technically speaking I want a 4 day round trip to New Orleans, a hotel in the French Quarter, diet coke on tap, shrimp po’boys ready to be eaten, a VIP backstage pass so I can meet Beyonce and then have front row access to her performance at halftime and of course my ticket has to be for a corporate box- is there any other way to watch a football game? So whoever can make this happen, let’s start putting some gears in motion.
3. Someone to Clean My Apartment (for free)
Warning: While this is the cheapest present on my list, it may also be the most emotionally harmful task. This duty I would not suggest for the faint of heart or stomach. I live in an apartment with three girls though so you might ask how bad can it be? Oh, sweetheart, don’t ask questions you don’t want answered.
4. March Madness Winning Pool
After Missouri crushed my championship dreams on the second day of play last year I have been needing a good boost in confidence and I honestly believe that the best way to accomplish this is to simply win this year. I’m sure Santa can’t deny a little girl’s hopes and dreams of basketball glory so hopefully the old man will come through.
I love things. I love purses and bags and pictures and funny decorations and everything in-between. I love feathers and sequins and sparkles and leather (not all at once). I love anything from the Chapters gift section. That little area situated just to the left of the doors when you walk in can keep me hostage for hours. The cute baby gifts almost make me want to go to a baby shower. Okay, let’s not get drastic.
So this is a short version of my Christmas list. I wanted to seem wholesome and grateful so I didn’t include the multiple pieces of Cartier that would fall so nicely around my neck or the sailboat that I think would look so nice docked beside a South Hampton mansion. You can get me all of these things and now my motives are clear. Great.
Or you can just love me forever. I like that too.