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Ladies and Gentlemen,
Welcome back to or second instalment of TFYM – Total First Year Move. Here, we are churning out those stereotypical-laugh-inducing facts that will make you miss your roommates and remember that best year you would never do again.
Fire alarms at ungodly hours. TFYM.
Running out of flex dollars. TFYM.
Walk of shame past grade 12 campus tours. TFYM.
DC++. TFYM.
Reznet probation. TFYM.
Floor dinners. TFYM.
Getting harassed in rez during USC elections. TFYM.
Tobogganing down huron or saugeen hill with food trays from caf. TFYM.
Not walking down the hall to visit a friend on your floor because it’s too far. TFYM.
Lying about your age to wheel at a bar. TFYM.
Paying floor damages at the end of the year because of people you never met. TFYM.
Freaking out when seeing TAs at Jim Bobs (Arthur Kwok). TFYM.
Not being able to fit everything in the car when you move out. TFYM.
Falling asleep to other people’s itunes because of close proximity. TFYM.
Buying too large a bottle of booze and watching it poured down the drain before drinking any. TFYM.
Not knowing the secrets of William’s awesomeness. TFYM.
Not drinking a legitimate cup of coffee for months at a time. TFYM.
Binge eating when at home for holidays. TFYM.
Screwing over friends in house hunting for second year . TFYM.
Having to walk a thousand miles to see a house in the snow. TFYM.
Trusting Exclusive Rental agents and piling too many people into their cars. TFYM.
Using the walk up UC Hill as an alternative for the gym. TFYM.
Becoming a walking talking ad for Western. TFYM.
Walking to class in pyjamas. TFYM.
Going to Green Tea because you haven’t learned of Ozen or Sushi Galore. TFYM.
Believing Sushi Tuesdays could happen at the Spoke…. TFYM.
Going to meet your prof nights for food at The Wave. TFYM.
Not knowing what or who the stain on the carpet outside your rez room is from. TFYM.
Watching someone pass out in the hall only to draw on them with permanent marker. TFYM.
Watching the Super Bowl in the floor lounge. TFYM.
Stay tuned for part 3 of TFYM!
