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Alas, another generation of proud Mustangs have graduated to Alumni status, and come fall, we will be welcoming the class of 2016, AKA freshmen, AKA frosh, AKA Noobs.
They will follow in the footsteps of many Mustangs who preceded them… Making the same mistakes we made in first year that we’ve grown to laugh at in retrospect.
Welcome to Part 1 of 3 of Total First Year Move (TFYM).
Tally up your points. Let’s see who has the highest score for biggest noob in first year
“I’m AEO.” TFYM.
Having a sober O-Week. TFYM.
Sex with Sue. TFYM.
Being confused as to where sophs get their magical energy and powers. TFYM.
Being jealous of someone’s soph because they actually care. TFYM.
Getting jipped by older students at keggers during frosh week. TFYM.
Never knowing where Brescia or King’s is. TFYM.
Lanyard around the neck. TFYM.
Wandering hall in towel after shower trying to find don because you locked yourself out of your room. TFYM.
Sharing a room. TFYM.
Using a Westernizer. TFYM.
Wearing your Western sweater for a month without washing after buying it. TFYM.
Rushing every frat for free booze. TFYM.
Needing a map to get to class. TFYM.
Asking for directions. TFYM.
GRUB CANADA/JUST EAT. TFYM.
Thinking that Richmond Row is far. TFYM.
Borrowing a floormate’s Western One to sneak your friend past security on a weekend. TFYM.
Learning Ontario geography because of new friends living in small hamlets. TFYM.
Joining 60 useless clubs. TFYM.
Earth Science. TFYM.
Comp Sci. TFYM.
Conceptual Physics. TFYM.
Psych 1000. TFYM.
Business 1020. TFYM.
Luton. TFYM.
Buying too large a bottle of booze and watching it poured down the drain before drinking any. TFYM.
Not going to homecoming tent party. TFYM.
Saugeen for Halloween. TFYM.
Tight n brights, ABC’s, and Edward 40 hands. TFYM.
Being scared of the bouncers… the gatekeepers to heaven or hell. TFYM.
Going to the bar at 9 pm, because if you’re underage and you go early, you’ll get in. TFYM.
Forgetting your fake ID’s address. TFYM.
Waking up to go to the caf for your first meal of the day when your friends are having dinner at 4:30 pm. TFYM.
Having to have dinner before 7. TFYM.
Fighting for the laundry machine. TFYM.
Snack Bar. TFYM.
Floorcest. TFYM.
This concludes Part 1/3 of #TFYM. Join us next week for the 2nd segment!
